Mind o Mike

Riley: No, I don’t want to hear no more of your made-up stories. Grandad: I told you Catcher Freeman was real. That’s your great, great, great, great, great, great grandaddy.  Riley: What about when you told us your cousin integrated baseball? Grandad: He did! Riley: At school they said Jackie Robinson intergrated baseball.  Grandad: That’s your fourth cousin on my uncle’s side. Jackie Robinson Freeman, the Freeman is silent. Now hush up and pay attention. 

Riley: No, I don’t want to hear no more of your made-up stories.

Grandad: I told you Catcher Freeman was real. That’s your great, great, great, great, great, great grandaddy. 

Riley: What about when you told us your cousin integrated baseball?

Grandad: He did!

Riley: At school they said Jackie Robinson intergrated baseball. 

Grandad: That’s your fourth cousin on my uncle’s side. Jackie Robinson Freeman, the Freeman is silent. Now hush up and pay attention. 

Tom: Wait, what was your name again?

A Pimp Named Slickback: Well, thank you for asking, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback.

Tom: Wait… a pimp—

A Pimp Named Slickback: —Named Slickback. Yes. Please, say the whole thing, if you would. Yes, that includes the “A Pimp Named” part. Yes Tom, every time.

Tom: Look Mr. A Pimp Named Slickback—

A Pimp Named Slickback: No need for the Mister.