• [A woman almost ran me and another man over in a WalMart parking lot...]
• Man: I'll be damned if I get taken out by a car in a WalMart parking lot.
• Me: Me too.
• Man: I've been hit by a car before. It ain't fun. I was sitting by the side of the road eating a piece of cheese when it happened.
• Me: What were you doing by the side of the road?
• Man: [annoyed] EATIN' A PIECE OF CHEESE!
• Me: ...