![Charlie: Check it out… Who’s to say we didn’t put that very same poison in the drinking water?[Customers begin spitting out water]Mac: Everybody relax. He’s lying. He doesn’t have any poison. Charlie: No, I don’t have any on me. But, I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.Frank: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?Charlie: Well, that’s mayonnaise. That’s a decoy.Frank: And the mayo? Charlie: That’s shampoo. Frank: You’re telling me I’ve been putting shampoo on my sandwiches? Charlie: If you’re using the mayonnaise, yeah. Probably.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5x0z6IARc1qamueno1_500.jpg)
Charlie: Check it out… Who’s to say we didn’t put that very same poison in the drinking water?
[Customers begin spitting out water]
Mac: Everybody relax. He’s lying. He doesn’t have any poison.
Charlie: No, I don’t have any on me. But, I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well, that’s mayonnaise. That’s a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That’s shampoo.
Frank: You’re telling me I’ve been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you’re using the mayonnaise, yeah. Probably.
