Wesley Snipes Reports To Jail, If You Can Call It That
So, I just read that Wesley Snipes reported to jail today. At first, I was psyched because I thought that the plot of Undisputed was one step closer to coming true.
Boy was I disappointed to find out that he’s going to a minimum security joint. It doesn’t even have a fence!
Have the authorities NOT seen U.S. Marshals!?!?!?!!?Don’t they know that he’s Unstoppable?!?!?
They need to have him in maximum security lock down!
Then again, I’m not sure that will make a difference… I mean, he’s escaped from prison before (“Teddy Bear”).
The justice system can’t do anything either, cuz if they do, he’ll just blame it on Kareem Akbar… you know, the educated brother from the bank.
D’ah well…
And with that, I challenge you to write a posting with so many random Wesley Snips references!
